I plead insanity your honor...
From the: Drabble-Matic
An Obessesive Day To Fart
D-Boy stepped grumpy out into the awkward sunshine, and admired Aki's buttocks. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a modest sight."
Aki climbed off the boots and walked blindly across the grass to greet her lover. D-Boy patted Aki on the neck and then tried to fart her perky, but without success.
"That's all right," Aki said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not perverted," D-Boy. "Not as perverted as the time we farted to the moon."
Aki nodded swiftly. "We were emo back in those days."
"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," D-Boy said. "Everything seems abrupt and introverted when you're young."
"Of course," Aki said. "But now we're attractive, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."
"Huskily?" D-Boy said . "But how?"
"With this," Aki said and held out an iridescent uniform. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fart."
D-Boy swallowed the uniform at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fart huskily. They farted like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
An Obessesive Day To Fart
D-Boy stepped grumpy out into the awkward sunshine, and admired Aki's buttocks. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a modest sight."
Aki climbed off the boots and walked blindly across the grass to greet her lover. D-Boy patted Aki on the neck and then tried to fart her perky, but without success.
"That's all right," Aki said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not perverted," D-Boy. "Not as perverted as the time we farted to the moon."
Aki nodded swiftly. "We were emo back in those days."
"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," D-Boy said. "Everything seems abrupt and introverted when you're young."
"Of course," Aki said. "But now we're attractive, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."
"Huskily?" D-Boy said . "But how?"
"With this," Aki said and held out an iridescent uniform. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fart."
D-Boy swallowed the uniform at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fart huskily. They farted like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.