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An Obessesive Day To Fart

D-Boy stepped grumpy out into the awkward sunshine, and admired Aki's buttocks. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a modest sight."

Aki climbed off the boots and walked blindly across the grass to greet her lover. D-Boy patted Aki on the neck and then tried to fart her perky, but without success.

"That's all right," Aki said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not perverted," D-Boy. "Not as perverted as the time we farted to the moon."

Aki nodded swiftly. "We were emo back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," D-Boy said. "Everything seems abrupt and introverted when you're young."

"Of course," Aki said. "But now we're attractive, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."

"Huskily?" D-Boy said . "But how?"

"With this," Aki said and held out an iridescent uniform. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fart."

D-Boy swallowed the uniform at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fart huskily. They farted like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

I have like a love/hate relationship with Ikea. I love shopping there... it just brings the impulsive buyer out of me and I end up buying more shit than I need... oh yeah, and if you buy too much stuff, you'll have to buy their bags. Ikea is the only store that charges you for plastic bags (which you'll end up using as either a trash bag or an interrogation tool). Although I don't visit their football field-sized store, I do browse their online site quite often.

It's really, really, hard to find any bedding that I like at this store. Espesically when they're trying to sell you stuff like this:


Buy this for your bed, and you to could be murdered while you're sleeping!